The Junk mailbox

Friendship among Women:

> A woman didn't come home one night.
> The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
> The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
> None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

> A man didn't come home one night.
> The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
> The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
> Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there

厨师：女人像盐，多了很咸，没有就没味道。

演员：女人像编剧，悲剧喜剧，都是她一手造成的。

船员：女人像大海，能载舟也能覆舟。

气象员：女人像天气，时阴时晴，无法预测。

天文学家：女人像宇宙，尽管你努力探索，但还是看不透。

农民：女人像土地，即使勤奋耕耘，也不一定有收获。

商人：女人像利润，只要有投入就有回报，但也可能血本无归。

消防员：女人像火，她可以给你温暖，也可以烧得你体无完肤。

IT人士：女人像笔记本电脑，虽然随身携带麻烦，但用的时候很方便