The Junk mailbox

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!


Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets
president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'How r u'.”
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do
the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said 'Who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr.Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha... .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!!!!!!